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    Yes! I will increase my CO2 output on March 24th! I am joining people from all walks of life in taking the Carbon Belch Day Pledge! On March 24th I will do my best to increase my CO2 output and unleash a Carbon Belch on the planet. I do this with no fear or concern that I am destroying the planet, but rather to show the absurdity of the “going green” wackos who want to make something out of nothing. Make the Pledge

     

The Green Police – $2,500 Fine if You Don’t Recycle in Miami Beach!

The Green Police are here! Beginning in July, Miami Beach has passed an ordinance making recycling compulsory, resulting in up to a $2,500 fine for those who do not comply. And how will Miami Beach determine if you do not comply? Enter the Green Police. While the Carbon Belch team has nothing against recycling, we [...]

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Glaciers in Greenland were Retreating Faster in 1930 than Today

Photos recently discovered from a 1932 Danish expedition to Greenland show that the Greenland glaciers were retreating faster in 1932 than they are today when man-made global warming is considered to be the cause of all environmental evils. According to the recent article in The Register online, “The photos in question were taken by the [...]

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Unconcerned About Global Warming, Obama Flies Personal Barber to the White House Every Two Weeks

Many of us might remember the flak Bill Clinton took as President for delaying air traffic at LAX in order to get a haircut while aboard Air Force One. Well, no such issues for President Obama. Our current leader, the one so concerned about YOUR carbon footprint, flies “Zariff”, his personal barber, from Chicago to [...]

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Pop Star Will.i.am, Who Hates Global Warming, Turns Up At Climate Change Debate In Huge Helicopter!

The Voice judge, Will.i.am, according to the U.K. Mail Online, turned up last week for a climate change debate at Oxford University in a helicopter which Carbon Belched three quarters of a ton of CO2 for the flight. The 37 year old Black Eyed Peas star seems to have not noticed the hypocrisy in his [...]

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Apparently Global Warming Skeptics Not So Dumb After All

A study published last week by the Nature Climate Change journal has found that people not concerned about global warming have a higher level of the knowledge of science than global warming advocates. While this may be news to many, the Carbon Belch team believes that Al Gore has already been demonstrating this fact for [...]

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The Green Movement is Now Endangering National Defense

In a WND interview with Oklahoma Republican Senator James Inhofe, Inhofe told the news network that the Obama administration’s current polices on green energy are leaving the US vulnerable in regard to national security. According to Inhofe, in lieu of pursuing the goal of achieving a technological advantage in areas such as missile defense, the [...]

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