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    Yes! I will increase my CO2 output on March 24th! I am joining people from all walks of life in taking the Carbon Belch Day Pledge! On March 24th I will do my best to increase my CO2 output and unleash a Carbon Belch on the planet. I do this with no fear or concern that I am destroying the planet, but rather to show the absurdity of the “going green” wackos who want to make something out of nothing. Make the Pledge

     

Iran, North Korea, and Sudan are Funneled Millions Each Year through a Phony UN Carbon Credit Scheme

Here’s a great example of your tax dollars hard at work through the US-supported United Nations: rogue states are being funneled millions of dollars in tradable “Carbon Credits” each year in an attempt by the UN to support clean energy programs in developing countries. Iran, North Korea, Sudan, and Uzbekistan are just a few of [...]

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Global Warming and Overpopulation Will Soon Lead to Mass Extinctions According to Global Warming Advocates

According to some left-leaning publications, including the New York Times green blogger, Justin Gillis, overpopulation and global warming will soon lead to “mass extinctions” of humanity. The report, which was published in the scientific journal Nature, was also written about by Alexander Abad-Santos of The Atlantic’s “Wired” under the title, “The World as We Know [...]

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The Green Police – $2,500 Fine if You Don’t Recycle in Miami Beach!

The Green Police are here! Beginning in July, Miami Beach has passed an ordinance making recycling compulsory, resulting in up to a $2,500 fine for those who do not comply. And how will Miami Beach determine if you do not comply? Enter the Green Police. While the Carbon Belch team has nothing against recycling, we [...]

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Glaciers in Greenland were Retreating Faster in 1930 than Today

Photos recently discovered from a 1932 Danish expedition to Greenland show that the Greenland glaciers were retreating faster in 1932 than they are today when man-made global warming is considered to be the cause of all environmental evils. According to the recent article in The Register online, “The photos in question were taken by the [...]

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Unconcerned About Global Warming, Obama Flies Personal Barber to the White House Every Two Weeks

Many of us might remember the flak Bill Clinton took as President for delaying air traffic at LAX in order to get a haircut while aboard Air Force One. Well, no such issues for President Obama. Our current leader, the one so concerned about YOUR carbon footprint, flies “Zariff”, his personal barber, from Chicago to [...]

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Pop Star Will.i.am, Who Hates Global Warming, Turns Up At Climate Change Debate In Huge Helicopter!

The Voice judge, Will.i.am, according to the U.K. Mail Online, turned up last week for a climate change debate at Oxford University in a helicopter which Carbon Belched three quarters of a ton of CO2 for the flight. The 37 year old Black Eyed Peas star seems to have not noticed the hypocrisy in his [...]

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